Business World Enthusiast Gifts

"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."

"If this doesn't get you indicted, nothing will."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The little engine that delegated

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Leadership Training

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

And the third quarter projection

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."