Big Business Enthusiast Gifts

"How about that – you'll be employee number googol."

Fe-fi-fo-fum giant corporation.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Working at Home Half Day

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'