Business-on-top Enthusiast Gifts

Working at Home Half Day

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Ssssh. . . it's time for his verbal warning."