Business Savvy Aficionado Gifts

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

The little engine that could delegate.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"I always cry at mergers."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"You have no idea how political this place is."