Business Savvy Gifts

"The chart, of course, is nonrepresentational."

"I suppose I'll be the one to mention the elephant in the room."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

"This is where they keep the corporate ladder."

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"By golly, J.B., all that lobbying really paid off."

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

"Everything's going great for us."

Accounting, Inc. He didn't say he thinks the employees matter. He say "My employees count."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

'Is it me, or does this business dinner have way too much eye contact?'

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Bookstore giants discussed a merger, but borders objected to the name 'Barnes,& Noble without borders'.'

'Luck just doesn't cut it anymore. Today it has to be 'uncanny' luck.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'You may have three mergers.'