Corporate Savvy Gifts

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

Wall St. Glitterati

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

'I want someone who is smart, cunning and ruthless, but also someone who is too dumb to try for my job.'

"Surprisingly, it's not in reverse order."

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

'Can Hart, Wendell, Blaine & Norbrook come out to merge?'

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Accounting, Inc. He didn't say he thinks the employees matter. He say "My employees count."