Corporate Savvy Pillows

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

Wall St. Glitterati

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

'I want someone who is smart, cunning and ruthless, but also someone who is too dumb to try for my job.'

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

'Can Hart, Wendell, Blaine & Norbrook come out to merge?'

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Surprisingly, it's not in reverse order."

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.