Savvy Strategist Pillows

"How can I turn $100 into $1,000?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Input From The Front Office

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Success

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Cat Trap,

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

War and War

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

How David Really Won

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.