Savvy Strategist Pillows

"How can I turn $100 into $1,000?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Input From The Front Office

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Success

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Cat Trap,

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

War and War

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

Wii Childbirth

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."