Share Savvy Gifts

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Money down the drain.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

The first unfriendly takeover

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

'Always bought low.'

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

Man about man: 'John here sells mutual funds and worry beads.'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

Wall St. Glitterati

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."