Business Savvy Person Gifts

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

"Hello, sir, I'm Warren, the new employee in the fall guy department, and I look forward to a quick departure after the latest corporate scandal."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

The Rubber Ball Company

Annual profits,

I'm a self-made man!

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

SALE

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Let's Celebrate

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.