Tech-savvy Businessperson Gifts

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Early Learning Today

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"