Tech-savvy Gifts

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

Working from home.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'No, grandma, hashtags are not something you order with eggs.'

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

'Well, I'm lost. NURSE! MY GPS!'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I'd let you use my phone to call your wife, but I think my battery's dying too.'

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

'Dorothy, I have to tell you something important, I'll instant message you.'

Nativity scene, with Joseph taking a selfie.

Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'

"Your Honor, this is clearly a case of he said, she said, Alexa said..."

'Aye up. . . I've has an Ebygum mail.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Each of these beeps is aheart beat, not an incoming e-mail"

Library - 'Books, Flo - when did we stop doing them?'

"Finally, we get to Zoom in real life!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'But how do you download music?'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

'I doubt that Hector has read a book in months, but he's texting at an eighth grade level.'

'Ogg's been defriended.'

Toy making ground to a halt when Santa made the mistake of handing out 'elfie sticks' to everyone in his workshop..."

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'You have to learn how to communicate. Have you considered become Facebook friends?'