Tech-savvy Pillows

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

Working from home.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'No, grandma, hashtags are not something you order with eggs.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Well, I'm lost. NURSE! MY GPS!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

'I'd let you use my phone to call your wife, but I think my battery's dying too.'

'Dorothy, I have to tell you something important, I'll instant message you.'

Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'

'Aye up. . . I've has an Ebygum mail.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Each of these beeps is aheart beat, not an incoming e-mail"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Finally, we get to Zoom in real life!"

Library - 'Books, Flo - when did we stop doing them?'

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

'But how do you download music?'

"What, never seen a person without a camera take a selfie before?"

"Don't you dare hit that delete button when I'm talking to you, Harold!"

'It was easier when you went to school, Dad. That was before the information age.'

'You have to learn how to communicate. Have you considered become Facebook friends?'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

Toy making ground to a halt when Santa made the mistake of handing out 'elfie sticks' to everyone in his workshop..."

'Ogg's been defriended.'