Tech-savvy Professionals Gifts

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Early Learning Today

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'