Tech Professionals Gifts

'This computer can trick people into thinking it's human.'

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'