Technology Professional Gifts

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

Cell Phone

'�5 per hour'

Payment Types

"Being replaced by 'state of the art' A.I. would have been bad enough. Being replaced by a 1984 teasmade was WORSE."

Google cuts the collaboration with Huawei

Tech Breakthroughs Rehab Institute

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Can you fall in love with a robot?"

Multi-core Mountain.

'That's right, mother, I'm no longer dependent on you for moral and ethical advice. I just downloaded the Mom App.'

'I'm afraid that technology is going to take my job. If they get surveillance cameras, they won't need a watch dog.'

'In a way it's encouraging, knowing they're not perfect.'

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

Proud Inventor.

"So you fantasize about going back to the time when you were smarter than your phone?"

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

"Are you still working on that?"

Mental To-Do List

Here's the the Hackers

"I create spam for the internet."

Dallas

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District