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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

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"Being replaced by 'state of the art' A.I. would have been bad enough. Being replaced by a 1984 teasmade was WORSE."

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"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Can you fall in love with a robot?"

Multi-core Mountain.

'That's right, mother, I'm no longer dependent on you for moral and ethical advice. I just downloaded the Mom App.'

'I'm afraid that technology is going to take my job. If they get surveillance cameras, they won't need a watch dog.'

'In a way it's encouraging, knowing they're not perfect.'

Proud Inventor.

"So you fantasize about going back to the time when you were smarter than your phone?"

"Are you still working on that?"

Mental To-Do List

"I create spam for the internet."

Dallas

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."