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The moment of truth for the young Steve Jobs.

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

Man passes beggar with '.com' sign.

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Heard the rumours about internet companies aggressively poaching our people?"

Ripod

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Mr. Gates.'

Consumer Information: Only 4 Foxconn workers commited suicide because of stress and bad working conditions by producing this new iPhone.

'Are you sure you want to quit?'

Trump Takes On Technology Firms

Facebook's business model

Mark Zuckerberg: "Your data is safe with us, Grandad."

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

APPLE tech co. now worth $2 trillion

"I no longer need a chauffeur. I brought a driverless car."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

USA 2030

Self Checkout

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

New Ipod Touch

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Facebook in China

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Steve Jobs

"Facebook has gotten too big. It's time for Facepamphlet."

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

"Talk about fanatics - this guy's on line for iPhone 8."