Tech Industry Professional Pillows

The moment of truth for the young Steve Jobs.

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

Man passes beggar with '.com' sign.

'Are you sure you want to quit?'

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Mr. Gates.'

Ripod

"Heard the rumours about internet companies aggressively poaching our people?"

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Facebook has gotten too big. It's time for Facepamphlet."

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

Net Etiquette

Self Checkout

Facebook's business model

USA 2030

"I understand he's a tech headhunter."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"I no longer need a chauffeur. I brought a driverless car."

APPLE tech co. now worth $2 trillion

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

Tech Bros for Affordable Housing

Organic Software by Free Ranging Programmers

"Everything's fine, thanks."

Diner is served

"A.I. summit..."