Tech Industry Employee Pillows

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

How logos change over time.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"You're hired!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

Silicon Vale

Diner is served