Tech Industry Employee Prints

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Satya Nutella

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Internet.

How logos change over time.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Someday

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

Silicon Vale

Diner is served

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'