Working In Tech Industry Prints

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'New Game'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

How logos change over time.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."