Working In Tech Industry Gifts

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

Satya Nutella

The First Martian Dog.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Internet.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

All the apps hidden within a phone

How logos change over time.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

"I got connected to the internet!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"You're hired!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'