Tech Workers Gifts

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"After all of this, even I could work in technology."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

Someday

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

I'd rather be phishing.

Screensaver says project compiling.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

SF NO

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

Nice Apology, Mark

Musk's Twitter

Et Tu, CIA?