Tech Workers Gifts

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"After all of this, even I could work in technology."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

I'd rather be phishing.

Screensaver says project compiling.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.