Tech Industry Workers Gifts

'I lost my job - I was replace by an app.'

"They switched to A.I."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Marry me astronaut

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Blue Origin

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

How logos change over time.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"You're hired!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Silicon Vale

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