Tech Industry Workers Mugs

'I lost my job - I was replace by an app.'

Google to Employees: Don't Be Evil to Us

Someday

Et Tu, CIA?

"They switched to A.I."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Satya Nutella

Marry me astronaut

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Internet.

Blue Origin

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

How logos change over time.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Silicon Vale

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

Diner is served