'Cell phone addiction treatment center'
Tech Industry Employee Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift for someone in the tech industry? Explore a collection of witty and inspiring items that appreciate their tech-savvy nature. From clever slogans on mugs to trendy T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, our products are designed to bring a smile to any tech professional’s face. Whether they’re coding into the night or brainstorming the next big app, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their workspace and home alike.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Outer Space Outsourcing
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."
Satya Nutella
US v.s. Tech Giants
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."
Internet.
How logos change over time.
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'
"You're hired!"
'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'
Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X
There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."
"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."
'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'
"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."
"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."
"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"
Someday
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'
"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."
Silicon Vale
Diner is served
'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'
Tech Industry Employee Gifts Collection
Tech Industry Employee Mugs
Explore our collection of tech industry-themed mugs and find the perfect funny or inspiring design for their daily coffee ritual.
Tech Industry Employee Pillows
Check out our tech-themed pillows, offering comfort and humor that bring personality to any office or living space.
Tech Industry Employee Prints
Decorate their space with our tech-inspired prints—bold, humorous, and perfect for showcasing their love for all things tech.
Tech Industry Employee T-Shirts
Browse our selection of tech profession T-shirts, featuring witty slogans and stylish designs that celebrate their passion for technology.