Tech Industry Worker Gifts

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Is this your first time being fired in 3-D?"

All-Male Emoji

Generation Hexed

Chicks Will Not Replace Us

New motto suggestions

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Outer Space Outsourcing

"I represent an under represented group in the tech industry."

'You're having an affair with a coworker? Didn't you tell me they automated all of the jobs there?'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Satya Nutella

Marry me astronaut

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Blue Origin

Internet.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

How logos change over time.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."