Tech Worker Gifts

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'I was downsized. My job is now being performed by my boss's smart phone.'

Help. Replaced by something digital

"I'm reverting to type."

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'Have you noticed that as these things work faster and faster, we finish our day's work earlier and earlier?'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Saturday and Sunday are now officially casual days,too.

'It was only a matter of time before we found an app to do your job.'

"He's my cousin, from the Silicon Valley."

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"You new guys should fit in working here."

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

A bee staring at a computer screen image of a flower

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Who's gonna tell him?"

Robot News: best places to work

"Thirty-three rupees?!! We get more from selling that data."

Musk's Twitter

Baby Daddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

SF NO

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Less bromance, more broductivity."

Outer Space Outsourcing