Tech Worker Pillows

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'I was downsized. My job is now being performed by my boss's smart phone.'

Help. Replaced by something digital

"I'm reverting to type."

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'Have you noticed that as these things work faster and faster, we finish our day's work earlier and earlier?'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Saturday and Sunday are now officially casual days,too.

'It was only a matter of time before we found an app to do your job.'

"He's my cousin, from the Silicon Valley."

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"You new guys should fit in working here."

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

A bee staring at a computer screen image of a flower

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Who's gonna tell him?"

Robot News: best places to work

"Thirty-three rupees?!! We get more from selling that data."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Less bromance, more broductivity."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'