Technology Worker Pillows

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

"I remember when I used to be 'cutting edge'!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

I'd rather be phishing.

Mental To-Do List

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Cyberwarfare

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Cell Phone

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'