Working In Tech Gifts

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Desert wifi

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Nano technology.