New Job In Tech Industry Gifts

Nano technology.

Before-You-Know-It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Communications.

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Desert wifi

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'