New Job In Tech Industry Mugs

Nano technology.

Before-You-Know-It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Communications.

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

The First Martian Dog.

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'New Game'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"I got connected to the internet!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Someday

Desert wifi

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'