Entering The Tech Industry Gifts

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Satya Nutella

Mac OS 20

US v.s. Tech Giants

The First Martian Dog.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'New Game'

How logos change over time.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I got connected to the internet!"

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Desert wifi

Diner is served

Someday

Silicon Vale

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."