Entering The Tech Industry Pillows

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

All the apps hidden within a phone

How logos change over time.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"You're hired!"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Diner is served

Desert wifi

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Silicon Vale