New Job In Tech Pillows

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Cloud Computing.

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

Superduper.

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

'You mean in the time it took me to walk from the counter to here this device has become obsolete?'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"All in favor, say, 'A.I.'."

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Meet Mister Printer!

'New Game'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Desert wifi

"The smaller we make 'em, the bigger we get."

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

You.com

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Others will fight for you