Tech Job Pillows

Computer Dating

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

The First Martian Dog.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'New Game'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

All the apps hidden within a phone

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

S.S.dot.com

"Fact amnesty"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Desert wifi

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

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