Starting A Tech Career Pillows

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

The First Martian Dog.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'New Game'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Otto the SmartyCar!

All the apps hidden within a phone

Cloud Computing.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Desert wifi

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Open Source.

PERSONNEL, 'Do we have a health plan? Why -- Don't you feel well?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"This is it? No video?"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Nano technology.

I win...you blinked.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

You.com

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'