Starting A Tech Career Pillows

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'New Game'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Otto the SmartyCar!

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Cloud Computing.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Desert wifi

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Open Source.

PERSONNEL, 'Do we have a health plan? Why -- Don't you feel well?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"This is it? No video?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Nano technology.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

You.com

I win...you blinked.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

Superduper.