Technology Specialist Gifts

In the Guru District

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I would never pay $5000 for a phone."

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The computer crashed

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'Sorry. My new phone looks a lot like my stun gun.'

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

E-Vote

Information Tightrope.

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

The Design Artiste

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

IT consultants

'I knew I shouldn't have given that smart meter my credit card!'

Voice activated navigation: 'Where the **** are we then!'

"The fine print? Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

I Scream

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.