Technology Experts Gifts

"The GPS said to turn right in 500 feet. Apparently, measuring distances isn't one of your strong points."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Dad Trophies

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

AI Safety Officer

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Burnout Syndrome...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Meet the new factory manager.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Information Tightrope.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

The Design Artiste

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'