Technology Expert Gifts

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'Did you get it wet?'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

CIA Recommended TVs

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'I' like to drop out of school because my smart phone knows enough.'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Yep, we're in the Age of Information, all right."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Dad Trophies

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Meet the new factory manager.

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).