Technology Expert Gifts

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'Did you get it wet?'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

American Exceptionalism: Pandemic Edition

Busy, Busy, Busy

Generi-Face

CIA Recommended TVs

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'I' like to drop out of school because my smart phone knows enough.'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Yep, we're in the Age of Information, all right."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Minority Report

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Dad Trophies

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

AI Safety Officer

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes