Tech Support Specialist Gifts

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'Help!'

The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.

Computer screen - Tech support is temporarily suspended due to a Hindu holiday.

'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

"Don't mind the mess. The computers went down this morning."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'Oh, good. . .a live person.'

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Oh no, we need Tech Support!"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'That is your fully automated customer care system.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Mr. Johnson we have you surrounded. We know you only skimmed the 55 pages of the new itunes terms and services before you clicked 'agree'!'

Computer Expert

Realistic terms of agreement options. . .

Support Groups Meet Here

"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Hello, tech support? I suppose you could say I'm having trouble with some of my software!'

'I need more tech support.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

I see the computer system is down again.

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'