Tech Support Specialist Gifts

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'Help!'

The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.

Computer screen - Tech support is temporarily suspended due to a Hindu holiday.

'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

"Don't mind the mess. The computers went down this morning."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'That is your fully automated customer care system.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'Oh, good. . .a live person.'

"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."

Support Groups Meet Here

Realistic terms of agreement options. . .

Computer Expert

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging him back in again?"

'This call may be monitored for quality, so you'd better have a good reason for bothering us.'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Hardware and software

Early Tech Support

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'I need more tech support.'

"Don't force it. Let me call tech support."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

I see the computer system is down again.