Tech Support Personnel Gifts

Ring Bell for Service.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Computer Expert

Geek fairies

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

If Disney was a software company

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Man feeding his computer money.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."