It Support Personnel Gifts

Thank you for calling technical support.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Computer Room.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Mac OS 20

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer