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It Support Staff Gifts
Celebrate the unsung heroes of technology with our curated collection for IT support staff. Whether they're the go-to person when the Wi-Fi drops or the tech whiz in the office, you'll find humorous and thoughtful gifts like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that speak their language. Perfect for boosting morale or saying thanks, these items add a touch of personality and wit to their busy day. Show your appreciation for their dedication and troubleshooting prowess in style!
Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy
Man pouring glue into a printer.
'Microsoft support - my windows won't open.'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"
'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'
"Could you remove the spam folder, please - I'm vegetarian!"
"Sorry, I'm unable to help you...our computers have been down for days, but I can read to you from our glossy advertising brochure and tell you all about our outstanding, competent and fast service!
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
Computer Room.
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
21st century water cooler conversations.
Out and In.
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
The Googler
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'Can our software do that?'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
Mac OS 20
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
It Support Staff Gifts Collection
It Support Staff Mugs
Looking for more gifts for IT support staff? Explore our collection of mugs that combine humor with practicality, perfect for their daily coffee breaks.
It Support Staff Pillows
Shop our collection of pillows designed for tech support staff—add a humorous touch to their rest or workspace.
It Support Staff Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate the IT support profession—ideal for decorating their office or home with a tech-themed twist.
It Support Staff T-Shirts
Find more fun and witty t-shirts geared towards IT support heroes—ideal for casual wear and showing their tech pride.