It Support Gifts

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"I'll call you back. After 5 hours of confusing explanations and computer jargon, I need to reboot the geek."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

'Something is wrong with the laser printer!'

'Did you try rebooting?'

'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'Damn computer hakas'

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

Tech-Support

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

'I can't be fired - I'm the only one who knows all the company's computer passwords.'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Scratching head

'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'

"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"Now, before my lunch break, does anybody else need help with a CAPTCHA?"

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

'The printer repair guy.'

"Copy machine's down again."

Trying to switch on the computer.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Don't worry. She probably just needs help with her computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance