Technology Support Gifts

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gadget geek.

Computer Expert

Geek fairies

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Torn-Off Mouse.

Terry had a computer bug.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."