Technical Support Gifts

"Just so you know, I only tolerate your generation because you can troubleshoot my technology issues."

'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Boss, there's a computer on the line. It want's to know what to do with a stupid user who doesn't work!'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

Quill helpline

'The printer repair guy.'

'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'

'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Geek fairies

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until I've solved it."

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'Control Alt Delete...My three finger salute to the help desk.'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"Congratulations on your purchase of fire. Should you have any trouble, Quarg is your IT guy."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Now right-click on the icon."

"You from IT?"