School It Support Gifts

'I called the 24-hour Teacher Tech Support Helpline but they were closed. Apparently they are open 24 hours but not in a row.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.